pimp-eridan:

teacher: what did you do this summer?

me: I went on a safari

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i started jogging:

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i started seeing somebody:

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i started to garden:

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i joined a band:

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and i got a job! 

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(via dragonsblink)

Gavin: Ryan let me whisper gently into your ear

Gavin: Ohhh Cheese-its

"I’ll never forget [my first awards ceremony]: I walked onto the press line and had a whole bank of photographers shouting, ‘Who are you?’ I didn’t want there to be any pictures of me mouthing my name, so I just stood there. By the time I got to the end, I was like, ‘OK, if I can survive that…’"

(Source: stormborns, via jeremysrenner)

ghost-of-augustus-waters:

Just passed a group of bros in the parking lot. They were all wearing snapbacks and muscle shirts. As I passed I heard their conversation. The one bro was arguing, “Naw man, Dumbledore was a terrible caretaker, he literally sent kids into fucking death forest for detention. Messed up man.”

(via pumpkinstumps)